i wasn’t kidding when i said i got asked out by taylor swift once
I wonder which song is about you
If you don’t think Sirius would call Peter, Remus and James “My bitches” you’re wrong
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
Easy there satan
But could you imagine if it was all flat, except for one dip somewhere in the store. But by the time people find it, they think the floor is flat so they’re just walking normally and they they step in this dip and fall over from the unexpected drop.
So satan has two blogs
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
we’re all gonna die right here, and you’re just squabbling like an old married couple
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
1. Frankenweenie (2012)
2. Corpse Bride (2005)
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS
I’ve been cheated my whole life.
"Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not necessarily in that order." - Tim Burton.